i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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