But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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