upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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