Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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