i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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