i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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