and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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