no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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