I don't think brook has ever known best
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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