Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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