Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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