So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
