Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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