So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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