how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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