You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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