I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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