it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
