if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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