on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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