so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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