I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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