how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
