so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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