Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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