just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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