I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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