I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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