I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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