i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
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i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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