Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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