Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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