when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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