im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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