yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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