With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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