U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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