I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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