im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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