hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar