Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse