Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL