I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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