I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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