Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.