Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Randomize
