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(317): View more from Indiana

It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?

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(561): View more from Florida

Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her

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