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  we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card

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• (315): View more from New York

  I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.

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• (585): View more from New York

  remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.

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• (315): View more from New York

  He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.

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• (1-618): View more from Illinois

  Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂

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  Your skills amaze me

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