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Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference

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(847): Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference http://tfl.nu/ny65

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So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.

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(716): So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar. http://tfl.nu/a5mu

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i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me

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(570): i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me http://tfl.nu/vizy

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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful

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(708): sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful http://tfl.nu/0wk6

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(865): View more from Tennessee

all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.

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(865): all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink. http://tfl.nu/yxat

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(678): View more from Georgia

I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly

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(678): I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly http://tfl.nu/mkzb

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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.

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(334): Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love. http://tfl.nu/oh98

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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.

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Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st

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(773): I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head. (847): Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st http://tfl.nu/ptod

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(815): View more from Illinois

omg. MEgabus. stoned.

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Theres these two guys talking.

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(815): omg. MEgabus. stoned. (815): Theres these two guys talking. http://tfl.nu/fp55

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(732): View more from New Jersey

While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.

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You said you were "testing the product for Chris."

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I'm a bad man.

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(732): While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing. (732): You said you were "testing the product for Chris." (848): I'm a bad man. http://tfl.nu/x77n

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Is she still in your room?

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Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.

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(978): Is she still in your room? (1-978): Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature. http://tfl.nu/vxhf

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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.

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(407): Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it. http://tfl.nu/49t8

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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy

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(701): All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy http://tfl.nu/indb

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(269): View more from Michigan

You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs

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(269): You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs http://tfl.nu/fy9x

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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me

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(425): I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me http://tfl.nu/ceiy

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