I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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