Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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