do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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