White coat. Heels.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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