I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
My pussy is not your playground.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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