She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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