that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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