are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
this just has baby written all over it
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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