i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My vagina is officially offended.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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