I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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