Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
