she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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