He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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