What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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