WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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