So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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